All old man and trousers

The bus was quite empty today, which is why I was somewhat surprised that an old man decided to ignore all the empty seats and basic bus etiquette in choosing to sit next to me. He wasn't that big and didn't smell but I was uncomfortable for about half an hour trying to anticipate every move and lurch of the bus and adjust so that I didn't lean unnecessary into him.

On the bus ride home I remembered that during my lunch break I had to go to the loo, I wore my ipod as I usually do, I was wearing new 100% polyester (£19.50 m&s bargain) trousers as I took them down ipod in pocket headphones in ear I could actually hear the static electricity through my headphones, interesting no?