Apple

Today I got to the stop and found that someone had thrown an apple at my leaning spot (have I mentioned my leaning spot before? it's where I lean because I can't see out of the window when I sit). So the corner that I lean in is now covered with mushy apple. I’m beginning to think that I have an evil stalker who is trying to make the bus stop uncomfortable for me to use, maybe a raving Thatcherite who is trying to undermine public transport passenger by passenger. Think I’m paranoid? lets look at the evidence, first the seat has sections that are covered in bird feces when there is a roof on the shelter so no bird could naturally defecate on that seat, second the graffiti that makes it impossible to see the bus when you do find a portion of the seat to perch on, and now when I find the only comfortable place to stand in the shelter it is covered in apple MY ACHILIES HEEL (I’m allergic to apple. Still think I’m crazy?