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I'm not sure what happened on the bus today. One version would be that after getting on the bus and handing the driver £10.10 for my £5.10 fare we both engaged in light hearted banter about the difference between the price and value of the journey. Another and just as likely retelling of events is that after handing the driver my hard earned £10.10 for my £5.10 fare he proceeded the horang me (even after I sat down) for not providing the exact change and then go on to make derogatory remarks about my home town. The bus was three minutes early.