S.G.F.

As you may or may not have noticed it is summer, of course this is a good thing because flowers flourish, grass grows and the sun shines. However these are also bad because hay fever happens the grass needs to be mown and sunglass etiquette is the order of the day. Normal sunglass etiquette is quite simple, indoors off outdoors on or off depending on the glair (you can judge this for yourself) and rock star always on no matter what (I have often thought about writing a rock album to simplify my sunglass situation, but it will never happen). At the bus stop today I was pondering the grey areas of S.G.E. at which point of dusk should one remove the eye glasses, whether a bus shelter counted as inside or outside ( I opted to avoid the issue by standing on the tarmac in front of the shelter and keep them on) however there was one issue that I could not avoid and it was growing bigger with every second that passed (if you can’t guess what it is by know you really should go home) of course it was whether one should keep the shades on on the bus, after all the bus is almost 40% glass (untinted) and can get very sunny, on the other hand no one wears sun glasses in a conservatory, but they may do in a green house. So as time passed and the bus got later and later my opinion toed and frowed between the points of view. And only 7 minuets later than it should have been, the bus pulled up, the doors opened and I looked upon a the well shaded eyes of a bus driver, problem solved.